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[–] 15 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I’m an unmedicated ADHD-haver with prosopagnosia and a fucked up set of motor cortexes.

Come on, kill me. It’s not hard. I’m a double stroke victim who has a hard time walking.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    They'd have to leave their parents' basement for that to happen. I think that everyone in this thread could kick their shit in.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Sometimes I think about that story “Deathworlders” a lot, where humanity finds out it’s the most sturdy and muscular force in the entire galaxy, and that an average bartender could rip the arms off a member of the second-strongest, incredibly-feared species, and beat them senseless with their own arms.

    (Those fuckers tried to land in the middle of a hockey game, and over the course of thirty seconds, the audience went from “oh shit aliens!” to “kick their ass! kick their ass!”)

    I’m just saying, I could prolly rip this guy’s arm off with my one good hand, and slap him with it, and leave.

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  • [+] [S] -25 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    Lol you people are actually coocoo No one said anything about killing you. Are we in the same reality right now?

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Look here, you bad-faith mfer. Your comment history is public and I can read your gross disgusting comments in real time, and somehow you have the limp shriveled balls to misrepresent yourself in front of me?

    At least fucking own your stupid genocide ideology.

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  • [+] [S] -19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Lol no balls, also I could read your comments but I actually don't care and I'm not obssessed, also you people are delusional. Now it's genocide. Wow you made this all up with your mind

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    If you don’t care so much, why am I compelling you to reply to every one of my messages?

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  • [+] [S] -16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I mean your comment history, I'm responding to you because I'm soaking my feet in essential oils and rose water. You are a excellent case study

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