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[–] 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

How many years did you spend as the host of a morning radio show? That's too damn practiced, I was waiting for the "Only on WKZ 105.9, your only home for rock!"

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    Exactly zero lol but thank you <3 I did always want to be on the radio as a kid.

    I got bored again

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    As a European who's been to the US, this is what all stations sounded like. Bonus points if you add sharp and needlessly excessive sound effects.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    car crash

    fart noise

    blaring klaxon

    35 pounds of glass breaking

    ... in basically in any order or context, to open, close or punctuate any message.

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