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[–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The biggest one for me was, "Why doesn't he want them to know they're naked?"

He gets all pissy because Satan ruins his perverted, non-consensual peep-fest and decides to curse literally everything for all time. Fucking gross.

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    Also weirdly into the importance of being willing to sacrifice your children as an act of necessity sometimes (literally both Abraham and Jesus, plus the plagues, David, etc...).

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    IIRC, Yahweh evolved out of El, who the OG hebrews considered the best god of the Canaanite pantheon.

    The Old Testament starts making more sense when you realize that there were other gods in the pantheon at one point. Like all the whining about Ashera is because she was El's ex.

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