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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The watermelon not dry because wet the water to stay in melon not up to the air through the lid.

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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 10 points 1 year ago

my head

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[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

I don't see the problem.

Normally the wet up through the air dry watermelon. Lid down the melon wet though. Dry was no, dad smart?

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