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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Tbh muscle-y dudes have never really done it for me

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago (1 child)

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

This might be my favorite comment on lemmy

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Thank goodness on behalf of dudes like me.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It depends. Muscle underneath a small layer of fat is amazing.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Makes sense. You need fat (energy) to build and maintain the muscles. Muscles get used as energy source first, fat second, because fat is for emergencies.* Which is why muscly without fat looks so fake (and ugly imo).

* At least that's what i was educated for cows as a farmer, no clue what the fitness guys learn nowadays.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

At least that's what i was educated for cows as a farmer

Lmfao Yes.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago*

Visually nothing; but being embraced by them is a whole 'nother story. I can practically feel my spine realigning just thinking about it.

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[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

being bisexual is being attracted to two very specific types of men, and all women- those being femboys and "i know it when i see it but it's certainly not muscle dudes"

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