You also can’t ride the cart through the parking lot if you park too close. Then you just look silly kicking it up to speed for just a short ride.

(I’m almost 40 and still do this every time I have to go shopping, like a reward for completing the draining task)

I'm the one who parks in the spot right beside you, just to mess with you.

My trick is to park further away but on a straight line to the entrance, not diagonal. I think it's often shorter.