If I ever turn into a supervillain, my shtick is going to be kidnapping people and then putting them in little Dante's Inferno scenarios like that.

• Hasan has to wear his dog's shock collar and sit in the corner, and someone else is streaming and explaining all the good things that USAID used to do around the world and the Armenian genocide, and if he says anything or gets out off his spot, he gets shocked.
• Dmitri Lavrov goes on an interview program, and every time he tries to say that use of physical military munitions against civilians is justified if Russia says it is, someone off camera shoots him with a 40mm non lethal round in the abdomen.
• Stephen Miller gets to have a pair of handcuffs and a baton, and his task is to subdue and detain an actual vigorously healthy undocumented immigrant one on one, while the clip of him saying "we are so much more hardcore than they are" plays on repeat in the background.

And so on