"How was your holiday in America?"

"Good until the end. I didn't expect flights from Uganda to Munich to have so many layovers."

Well, getting mugged in Florida is different than in NYC.

Florida's parks are way better than California's, and it's not even close...

You do know Hawaii is part of the united states, correct?

I mean, sure if you're into repressive heat and humidity 10 months out of the year, clouds of potentially deadly but always annoying mosquitoes, ticks that inflict strange lifelong disabilities, sand everywhere imaginable and dreary mold literally growing on everything - it's fucking great!