I mean, if I find a cult was brainwashing my daughter, I would totally get mad. I might even be forced to kick her out once she was an adult if she still kept believing in it. I mean, if she's going to join a cult, she should at least follow their rules!

You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord.

- Leviticus 19:28

They shall not make bald patches on their heads, nor shave off the edges of their beards, nor make any cuts on their body.

- Leviticus 21:5

Likewise also that women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly attire,

- 1 Timothy 2:9

She's a sinful ear-piercing gold earring and designer clothes wearing tramp, that one.

Or kicked for being gay.

Ex and I are atheists, think the kids have a half-assed belief in god, but as long as we don't press it, they'll come around, or at worst remain half-assed.

Close, but a different comic