Instead it’s a couple little boys peacocking around bragging about how masculine they are to a captive audience.

Uhm, well there was a lot of that stuff, but Hegseth spoke for like 45 minutes and inbetween the usual incoherent rambling and machismo, and the book plug [!], there were some actual important announcements thrown in. Internal investigations is to be gutted, records of wrongdoing will be expunged, "DEI" purges will continue, and a whole lot of "you can do whatever the fuck you want now, we will back you" messaging. This was a rallying cry to the fascists in the audience, and I fear there is a subset that will act on it.

Haven't made it through the entirety of Trumps speech yet, but most of the first ~20 minutes have been his usual meandering.

Edit 1: Heh, nice Freudian slip a bit later into Trumps speech:

That's why I chose 'razin' Caine. He's fantastic, by the way. I hope you all agree. If anybody disagrees, could I please have your hand? Who disappears that 'razin' Caine is no good? Just raise your hand. *inhales* I don't see any hands raised.