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Samsung fridge subscription fee (sh.itjust.works)
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This is definitely on the horizon and future generations won’t even be aware of a time when you didn’t pay a subscription for every aspect of life. (TikTok screencap)

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[–] 13 points 1 year ago (23 children)

Smart tvs aren't as bad of a concept as smart fridges. A smart TV is better at being a TV than it otherwise would be, purely because it is smart. A fridge doesn't have that. There is no way that a fridge can be better at being a fridge by being smart.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    A smart TV is better at being a TV than it otherwise would be

    I think that depends on what you want from your TV. If you just want it to have a video input to stream stuff from somewhere else, smart TVs are typically worse because they take more time to boot up.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    There's also a longevity mismatch. The streaming device goes obsolete much faster than the display. At worst, you've got a bunch of buttons snd icons for dead services or "your device is no longer supported" tutning your home theatre into a dead mall.

    It's sort of like when they used to make low-end TVs with VCRs and DVD players built in. Nobody was doing that on top of the line sets because you wanted to keep it for 10 years, and the DVD player would give out much sooner.

    I think one brand tried to make a modular component to allow for smart upgrades, but without industry standards, it was a predestined dead end. Thry should have just out a slot in the cabinet sized to fit a Roku/Fire stick and let customers swap them every few years.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Smart TV is just a dumb TV with an OS. Just factory reset it, refuse to give it WiFi, and it’ll basically function like a dumb TV. The longer boot time only happens after it loses power, otherwise it’s in a sleep mode.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    It’s all about marketing. “This smart fridge uses quantum AI technology to do neural scans of the contents of your fridge, allowing it to adjust the temperature and humidity perfectly for your food, making it crisp and moist!”

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    That fridge competes with a dumb fridge from a budget brand that costs 200 to 300 bucks. You can even get self-defrosting ones at that price point.

    Unlike TVs, which need to display content, fridges can work just fine when they're just a heat pump, a thermostat, a light bulb, and an insulated box (and optionally also a fan and a heating element). The biggest technical difference between a cheap fridge today and one from the 50s is in materials and using an LED bulb.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I mean, smart fridge COULD be scanning its contents and adjusting the cooling intensity based on that. My dumb fridge always freezes vegetables because even when set to lowest setting the cooling is too much.

    But corpos would rathed stuff ads everywhere instead of making actually usefull upgrades.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (7 children)

    Lettuce is the only food that can be simultaneously crisp and moist

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (6 children)

    What about onions?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (5 children)

    You keep moist onions in your refrigerator?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Sometimes I only need half an onion, and the rest goes in the fridge

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    But you still don't want to keep it moist

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You don't want onions to have that fresh juicy cronch?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    They could be in theory. But they are designed to bring a lot of terrible interface choices into the mix, so a basic screen where you just pick the input source and delegate the "smart" parts to something you control can end up being more comfortable.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I disagree. The one of the few smart thing i don't want in my house is a smart tv, because it's really just a subpar computer being build into a TV, and higher spec cost too much. I don't want to change a TV every 3 to 5 years because the computer part degraded and make using the TV impossible. I can use my PC for that.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The one smart feature I could see useful on a fridge would be for it to send me some sort of notification if the door is left open. Perhaps it could also send a notification if the temperature inside gets too warm (or too cold) - which assuming the door is shut would probably mean the fridge is broken.

    With that said, I'm perfectly happy with a dumb box that gets cold inside and has a simple electro-mechanical switch to turn the light on when the door is opened.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    A true smart fridge would be great.

    An actual smart fridge would do things like scan everything you put in it, so you'd know that you had leftover lasagne from 4 days ago that was about to go bad. It would know its full contents, and where they were (like that you had some kimchi on the 4th shelf in the back), and when they were going to expire. And it would do it without you having to change how you used the fridge, like stopping to carefully scan everything you put in or took out. AFAIK some smart fridges do some of that, but not all.

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