▲ 214 ▼ So apparently JD Vance wants to tax "childlessness" Make America Fertile Again: The strange bedfellows of the new baby boom agenda (reason.com) submitted 1 year ago by StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to c/uspolitics@lemmy.world 102 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (4 children) Just don't eat tylenol, apparently. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago* Right right, my stupid autism brain is still stuck in 'reality' where there is pretty strong genetic inheritance, a heritability component to autism. Ok, so new instructions are... apparently... generate a child by some arcane means, natural or unnatural, BUT, under no circumstances allow the target of my impregnation powers to use any Tylenol for 9 months. I phrase this as cringily as possible to convey the concept that this is an incel tax. It is a tax on incels. ....The only way this could even theoretically work is if it was also paired with a uh, Nazi style Aryan broodmother / assigned wife type program. So, I guess, get ready for that soon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn Somewhat of a sticking point: The Nazis aborted pregnancies from the racially impure and those suspected to be born with a disability. So... not quite sure how the theocrats will feel about that. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) ...Eat? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago Yes. No. ... Kind of. permalink fedilink source parent [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Yeah, it has no nutritional value. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago* Right right, my stupid autism brain is still stuck in 'reality' where there is pretty strong genetic inheritance, a heritability component to autism. Ok, so new instructions are... apparently... generate a child by some arcane means, natural or unnatural, BUT, under no circumstances allow the target of my impregnation powers to use any Tylenol for 9 months. I phrase this as cringily as possible to convey the concept that this is an incel tax. It is a tax on incels. ....The only way this could even theoretically work is if it was also paired with a uh, Nazi style Aryan broodmother / assigned wife type program. So, I guess, get ready for that soon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn Somewhat of a sticking point: The Nazis aborted pregnancies from the racially impure and those suspected to be born with a disability. So... not quite sure how the theocrats will feel about that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) ...Eat? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago Yes. No. ... Kind of. permalink fedilink source parent [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Yeah, it has no nutritional value. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago Yes. No. ... Kind of. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Yeah, it has no nutritional value. permalink fedilink source parent