you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 30 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Well, yeah, this is like saying Santa Claus isn’t real lol

  • source
  • hideshow 8 child comments
  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Does Santa Clus support genocides?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 7 child comments
  • [+] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Santa has an ethnicly homogenous slave workforce trapped in a secret location facing sub-zero work conditions and runs a global child surveillance system supporting an opaque punishment algorithm.

    There is no way he's a good guy.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • Both are old, bearded, and project a friendly, wise-grandfather image.

    Both lead a closed community with strict hierarchies.

    Both have elf slave labor.

    Both run surveillance operations: Dumbledore has the portraits, Fawkes, the Marauder’s Map (by proxy), and Santa has the Naughty-or-Nice list.

    Both maintain a mystique that disguises how much control they actually wield.

    However, I still think Santa is more likely to be evil.

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (-1 replies)