"Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.

Idk, this piece of advice legitimately works on my wife.

That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.

I like the idea that these are all steps to one process. Like, you gotta steal her shoe and some hair and pins, and the best distraction is with cheese.

Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.

Fascinating

My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.

I keep stealing shoes, and filling it with rue, but all it's given me are shouting matches

I tried this with my fiance with a dairy allergy and now I'm single again.

Bitches love cheddar

The stinkier the cheese, the more the fascination!