After this post, here is how you can ACTUALLY do all of that with Emacs.

All of these Emacs extensions are basically text-based and more or less difficult to use. You WILL have the core functions of the Google stuff, but don't expect to have a good time.

Degoogling:

• Gmail -> mu4e ( https://www.emacswiki.org/emacs/mu4e )
• Photos -> image-dired (built-in) ( https://lucidmanager.org/productivity/using-emacs-image-dired/ )
• Search -> any search engine in eww, maybe ddg-html ( https://html.duckduckgo.com/html/ )
• Chrome -> eww (built-in) ( https://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/manual/html_mono/eww.html )
• Keep -> org (built-in), org-roam ( https://www.orgroam.com/ )
• Drive -> emacs-syncthing ( https://github.com/KeyWeeUsr/emacs-syncthing )
• Passwords -> pass (built-in)
• Auth -> totp.el, looks highly experimental ( https://www.masteringemacs.org/article/securely-generating-totp-tokens-emacs )
• Calendar -> org-agenda (built-in)
• Play Store -> MELPA (used in your config)
• no VPN -> mullvad.el, looks highly experimental ( https://github.com/benthamite/mullvad/blob/main/mullvad.el )
• ChatGPT -> ellama ( https://www.rahuljuliato.com/posts/ellama ); @j4k3@lemmy.world: gptel is better ( https://github.com/karthink/gptel )
• Maps -> osm.el ( https://github.com/minad/osm )

For all my Emacs users out there, am I missing something ? Do you have alternatives / more usable recommandations ?-