How do you suggest any government regulation of the web should work then? Should our laws against things like hate speech and CSAM not apply to sites that don't have legal presences in the UK?
Also, the bakery is a bad metaphor as you have to physically leave the country to get to it. A better analogy would be if you could order from a French bakery with something like Just Eat and get it delivered to your house, which UK laws should obviously apply in that case.