One worker briefly approached a reporter before noticing the robot nearby and deciding not to speak
Hey guys! Here is our surveillance bot! He's going to make sure that even your break time is full of anxiety and disgust. Here at Amazon, shut up and fucking take it you whore! Give us a smile, kiddo, it's hotter that way.
The robot's responses were described by company representatives as "generally appropriate."
After about an hour with my coworkers this thing would be the foulest mouthed "employee" in the building.
In multiple languages.
That is dystopic as fuck
Need to figure out what commands can be voiced to the robot supervisor to cause it to crash. It's just a program, after all.
Sounds like Amazon is treating the robots better than their human workers at this point
So I'm not insane. Thank you, scientists. I was really worried for a few decades.
It's screenshots all the way down, baybee.
Makes sense, almost everything is a copy. Words come about from people copying one another. Everything is a remix.
This ca-ha-n't be reel
This is fucking dope, I love this kind of non-douschey entreprenur.
Entre-preneur is literally french for "Between-taker"
Yeah. Money talks dunnit.
Amazon: Here’s $100,000, go fuck yourself.
Fairly sure it's satire
Who else thinks the biggest retailer in the world shouldn't be allowed to dabble in virology? We shouldn't let them create new drugs that they will patent and require Prime subscription to be treated.
I personally disagree, but I at least understand the point you're making.
Yes but that also defeats the purpose. People will notice it too quickly and just block the comm. It needs to be something that requires constant vigilance.
If there were something here to actually create that discrepant moment, something at the bottom of the text or in the comments from the OP which says "you've just eaten the onion" or similar, then I would have no problem. Then, it WOULD be educational, and an excellent reminder as you say. However, there is no such indicator from the OP. That means that people will not actually get the learning experience unless someone points it out in the comments. Hence, I point it out in the comments.
I think these posts are a wake up call. We all learned in school how to evaluate a source of information, yet we've gotten used to just accepting whatever we see online without any proof at all. In the grand scheme of things the fake news being spread is harmless, and if it teaches people to be more alert I say make a bunch more articles.
I prefer to use my tongue to unlock my phone. Only some of the newer Chinese phones have this feature but now that I am used to it I can't go back.
Who said anything about lying? You’re not deceiving anyone here. This actually happened in some timelines out there. We’re just getting conflicting reports because of the messy signals.
The TempleOS timeline isn’t the worst. I feel really sorry for the XEDOS timeline where Windows started out POSIX-based. :P
hares without hairs
Well, you see, you've stumbled on a hot-button issue there, because you live right next to the new factory on C.F. Boulevard, and they're using an infinite number of rabid monkeys to staff their typewriters. I personally think their "Ape Intelligence™" business model is harmful to local small businesses. I fully support levying fines against the factory (owned by Grossly Productive Typewriters, Inc.) sufficient to make it financially untenable to remain in our town.
