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I pulled the man back on the sidewalk just before the car zipped by and breathed a sigh of relief as the numbers above his head went from 5 seconds to 5 years. (lemmy.world)
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I bought a gun and have been searching for him frantically since I realized everyone else's number in New York also fell down to 5 years.

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Finally the interminable, excruciating, and most foul experience that had been brought upon by the treacherous inclusion of dairy in the night's hors d'oeuvres had finally passed. (lemmy.world)
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I looked up through a sweat drenched brow to find the toilet paper roll was empty.

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“I don’t even care what happens anymore,” I muttered, letting the car drift slowly across the center line. (lemmy.world)
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My headset chimed and "Passenger discomfort detected: - 10" sprawled across the screen in bold red.

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By being careful with the portions, the left over ribs should carry me through to Thursday. (lemmy.world)
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After that, I'll have to head to cryo and thaw nav officer Morgan next.

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The body hasn't been found yet but everyone seems to have accepted that I've left for good. (lemmy.world)
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Thankfully, no one, not even my twin's wife, has noticed the difference.

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"I'll have a rib, please" The wealthy business man said to the smiling waiter. (lemmy.world)
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My drugged out body couldn't even bite through the apple as I lied there helpless.

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"It's just phantom limb syndrome," the doctor assured me, examining the healed stump of my amputated arm. (lemmy.world)
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I nodded faintly as I tried to ignore the cold, unfamiliar fingers gently intertwining with my missing ones.

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My friend's pre-fall family heirloom kept beeping faster, but still, we found nothing. (lemmy.world)
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I started to suspect that “Geiger Counter” was not old German for “Gold Collector”, as he had said.

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We have reached our quota and will stop deporting illegal immigrants. (lemmy.world)
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Now that that's done, going down the list alphabetically, the next order of business is Draft.

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I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires (lemdro.id)
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All I need to do now is find someone in Ancient Sumer to sell me some good quality copper.

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In my business, the competition will do the work for you if you sit back and wait long enough. (lemmy.world)
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My population was getting demanding and I didn't even have to bomb them myself.

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Information on comet C/2022 Whiro is approved for public release. (lemmy.world)
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At this point, it's too late to do anything about it.

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"Then, Jeffrey gently sat a black box on his lap" (lemmy.world)
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It's starting to get difficult to continue reading these files.

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He hummed gently as he wrote my life into rhyme and turned my recent heartbreak to soft poetry. (lemmy.world)
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Bound, I watched his grin widen as he finally managed to match my handwriting.

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I told my therapist the little girl at the foot of my bed only appears when I talk about her, so I’ve stayed silent for years. (europe.pub)
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She closed her notebook, looked me dead in the eyes, and said in a child’s voice, “Thank you for finally letting me speak.”

Author @Teknevra@lemmy.world

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“I wish my dad would become a successful opera singer,” I used my first wish on his lifelong dream. (europe.pub)
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The monkey’s paw curled, and while people praised him as the greatest castrato of all time, I felt myself disappearing.

Author @Teknevra@lemmy.world

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“I am gay, Mamma and I love him so you can go ahead and disown me; I’m not letting him go!” (europe.pub)
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She stared at her son in disbelief wondering where she had went wrong as the nauseating stench of the boys’ rotting corpse continued to fill his bedroom.

Author @Teknevra@lemmy.world

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She wasn’t worried about the operation at all, removing your appendix is a pretty standard procedure and the anesthetics were already starting to work. (europe.pub)
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But then just before losing consciousness she heard the doctor say: “Alright she’s out, bring in the gynaecology students.”

Author @Teknevra@lemmy.world

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On her knees before the cathedral’s crucifix, a nun begged Jesus for forgiveness, prayed to be cleansed of her lustful thoughts. (europe.pub)
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Feeling cold fingers gently squeeze her shoulders, she opened her eyes and saw the cross was now bare.

Author @Teknevra@lemmy.world

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That one was a clever little cutie: got loose somehow, and called the police before I could find him. (europe.pub)
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Sheriff Harrison swore up and down that he was done covering for me, but we both know who signs his paychecks.

Author @Teknevra@lemmy.world

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It’s said that transplant recipients sometimes take on traits of their donors. (europe.pub)
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After receiving a pig’s heart, he began to feel an attraction that no human should have.

Author @Teknevra@lemmy.world

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I finally installed the new power source on my company's cutting-edge supercomputer! (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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I don't pity the janitor who has to clean up his blood, but I suppose that's the price you have to pay for innovation.

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We watched the live stream of the children dancing. (lemmy.ca)
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Then realized the live stream had been going non stop for the past five years.

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you finally get home after a 2 week vacation bursting through the door to use the bathroom. (aussie.zone)
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The toilet seat is warm

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This anime is really great. (lemmy.world)
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You have to get through the first three arcs before it really gets going though.

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