That one was a clever little cutie: got loose somehow, and called the police before I could find him. : twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works

submitted 10 months ago by cm0002@europe.pub to c/twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works

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Sheriff Harrison swore up and down that he was done covering for me, but we both know who signs his paychecks.

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[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Man, yall ain't even trying anymore

[–] aaravchen@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Straight up thought this was just an unattributed quote. Too real.