How do you think an airplane full of people would have reacted if a middle eastern man got up and started singing songs in Arabic?

What a fucking asshole

How tf is a guitar considered carry-on anyway?

Well, I might as well see what this whole gay sex thing is about as long as I'm hellbound anyway.

Who's cumming with me?

Wow I'm gay

So as far as the Bible and Jesus himself are concerned, it’s perfectly fine?

Then the lord looked up from the excel spreadsheet and said, “Give unto me a ten percent cut of your money…and like none of that ‘what about my mortgage’ stuff, I wanna make bank son.” -The book of Financialus chapter 3 verse 2.

Prosperity gospel is a hell of a thing.

“I want you to know this. If they land at another church I call that pastor and I warn them there’s a wolf among them,” he said. “You’re like: ‘That sounds like a cult.’ It’s called the church.”

Easy there buddy, you're giving the game away.

The article is from April 2022…

time to go for a walk

The video was originally posted on TikTok and Instagram April 9... ...but went viral this weekend.

It's recent cringe for most of us. The r/gatekeeping thing is over on Reddit.

E: extra letter

Don't need to tune your guitar if you have Jesus, I guess.

Next time you go there wear a black pointy hat.

Those tuning pegs are right there, dude. Give them a bit of a twist.

You would think you would be able to find more recent cringe than 3 1/2 years old.

It's fun to see them with their masks off. Those "alpha male" types loved that, I'm sure.

Fellas, is it gay to not give money to Josh McPherson of Grace city church, Wenatchee, WA? You're literally...umm... Wait I got this...err...

Welp, guess I'm gay. I should tell my wife.

Two tithes to Caesar then.

While he was in chains?

With all the homosexuality talk, sounds like they're in for a pounding.

you’re some alpha male who likes to look down on all those gay sex men, just know that God views you and those men as the same,” McPherson said.

Accidentally saying something Christ-like

In for a penny, in for a pound.

If there's a hell, that wretch will be in it.

Wow. A christian church pushing the 10% tithe thing. So unusual.