You definitely have to have an iq of 100 to enjoy rick and morty 👍

Simply walk all the way forward and aim down

all of them have also have:

• spatter a bunch on your legs

Fellow dogooder

I use my extreme urethral pressure for good, by knocking off the little shitbits that tend to stick to the bowl, with my majestic stream.

My hair is now long enough that I could, if I wasn't careful, piss on it in my normal half awake piss pose.

The first time i do so I am switching to sitting to piss in the evening.

Nighttime rule.

Standing posture during the day. Sit when wake to pee, prevent unintended authority questions.

Reach enlightenment by sitting down

Establish presence has the most favourable splash profile.

Took me a minute to understand what I was looking at. I thought it was an illustration of some sort of sex toy, head-on.

Stealth also doubles as cleaning those stubborn shitpost stragglers

stealth every time

Something something golden shower

For those who wonder, the japanese is simply

"thank you for keeping the restroom clean"

(The nuance is they trust you kept it clean during your use)

I mean... not incorrect.

It's hard to miss if you aim for the sky! Now click that subscribe button below and follow me for more pissmaxxxing pisstips.

And the pisser standing at the urinal was enlightened.

Piss-cipline.

Yeah, þat could have gone a lot better. It was pretty placid.

It is not smart to have an animal as large as that in an atypical and confined environment in such proximity to a large excited crowd.

You people are crazy. This is a lord tier pun

Great. Greeeeeeeat grab.

Super relevant.

that's perfect.

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