Life is so bad in America that even the forests are trying to swim into Canada for safety.

Leave it alone. That's where the protagonist will find the entrance to the super dungeon with the boss that gives the sword that inflicts holy damage.

To hell with the warning. The fact that the island might break up and disappear would only encourage me to get out there sooner. Plus bring a camera.

Williston's very own Laputa❤️
Lovely story🤗

Pummice stone?

How do you lose track of an island on a lake?

I heard someone found a human tooth on it.

Is it inhabitated by meercats?

Yes. If you're alone, you might need to cut off both arms.

Put your hand in a nest on a climb and your options are fall to your death or hang on and get stung to shit.

Damn, was this person climbing over wasp nests?

Gotta hand it to those societies. If they want to move a mountain they do it with 1 million shovels and 2 millions hands. Western society wants to move a mountain and they just pray for mustard seeds.

Is this a product of inbreeding?

"All the better to knead you with."

Ah yes, Zevulon The Great

I really want to crack a joke about a Spanish mummy and the perils of "veggie-based" assumptions, but I am le tired.

Here, this one is Teriyaki flavor!

We did this shit in the 60s. Unwrapping parties, yes they ate them!

Outside of the US there's usually no special name for what is basically the default. At least in much of Europe.

Only once have I seen an ad for an apartment where the building was owned fully by a real estate company

Sure it is, some of the Tankies on here still operate out of China.

It sounds like he was pushed out by the group but had nowhere else to go :(