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[–] 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    The monkey has been quoted as saying ‘I’m fucking cold and hungry’

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Hopefully that means he is happy there.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Or he has Stockholm syndrome.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I've heard that some prisoners prefer prison

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Realised how bad capitalism is.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago