Vegemite: We're Wanted Too

Vegemite is a form of torture, so let them have it.

Marmite ok?

Vegemite, so good, it's even wanted by the bad.

I think Nike hot a boost in sales when people found out in the 80s it was a brand favoured by burglars. So it must be soft and fast.

Vegemite: suitable for murderers.

Oh yeah? Well I don't like how needly their fishy bones are either!

I'll find it, but I won't kill it. Now, what about my  dynamite?

a female Galapagos shark

(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater

Though sharks don't really like us, we are too boney.

"I wonder if it remembers me"

I didn’t hear no bell.

he's looking to bite back

Esteban was eaten!

Get this man a commercial license and hire him!

Boomers are always saying things like "Just show up and start working, they'll hire you". This madlad actually did it!

"He even went as far as to deny someone looking to board with an expired bus pass," police said in the news release.

Holy shit that is funny.

I wish I'm that strong and lively when I'm 77.

I was ready to be pissed at a young reckless dude that went biking alone in a mountain, turns out it was a 77 yo man on his way home...

Also :

This isn't the first time a person has endured harsh conditions with a bottle of wine. In 2023, a woman who went missing for five days in the Australian bushland was found alive after surviving for five days on lollipops and wine.

Ya, the ol’ honeypot is probably pre-history. :) I just didn’t want anyone to think it was uniquely new to engineering.

this has been happening since ww2

It's a lot older than that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mata_Hari , for example.

But she is even a relatively modern example of the femme fatale

Oh its the old marry me and have some kids sting. Oldest trick in the book.

Like Talor Tominsons comedy bit:

"Oh, are you going to stay loyally by my side for a lifetime and die of old age holding hands in matching medical beds? Is that your dating move?!"

Im at a loss. Reading the title I was thinking. Well maybe don't hire idiots. But I mean if my wife married me just to peek at my laptop if I left it on or go through my bag. I mean I likely would fall for that. Oh its the old marry me and have some kids sting. Oldest trick in the book.

Because Silicon Valley and Bay Area tech bros would never accept that they're falling for one of the oldest forms of espionage.

It’s nice this is being recognized, this has been happening since ww2 with American engineers being entertained in Japan. The hostesses would be educated in airplane technological jargon and eavesdrop on their engineering conversations when they were drunk etc.

Here’s something similar, Chinese hostesses in Japan spying etc: https://www.tokyoreporter.com/japan/kyoto/chinese-hostess-club-kyoto-industrial-espionage-customers-leak-information/

Honeypot stuff is real

Oh, hello step developer. My finger is caught in the CPU.

This is just a honey trap. Why pretend it's new?