cue Nelson: Ha! Ha!

The administration of Government Efficiency™ everyone

Our tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen and nonbinary pals.

He will watch you die before he ever helps anyone, ever. He has no idea what a 'president' does.

Genuinely surprised they aren't planning to air-drop it into Gaza and then follow it down with an airstrike.

The cruelty is the point.

If you needed an image to sum up this administration, here it is. The only way it could be more on the nose is if they did it in front of starving people.

I don't like emoji-only comments, but if I can be forgiven...

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And here's me looking twice wondering why it doesn't say "TheOnion"

Nope nope nope nope.

I want to give them drugs and alcohol.

Just curious, do the eyeball scans require living tissue? What if you lose an eye or get surgery like cornea replacement done?

I welcome the next Reddit exodus

Tools for Humanity, which was founded six years ago with the lofty goal of providing a universal basic income to the world by offering them cryptocurrency called Worldcoin in exchange for scanning their eyeballs with an Orb.

Yeah, no thanks.

Lol, my accounts were before emails were required.

Is there a reddit post on this? I'd like to see what the users there think.

Edit: I found a few posts. My favorite comment: "If they did this they would cut out 8% of users since reddit is mostly bots."

Oh, I'm sure this will be met with open arms by all the users. After all, certainly its only purpose is to protect the children. You DO want to protect children, right?

They can eat a pile of shit, I never even used a real email account to sign up

Well now I don't feel bad about getting banned there anymore!

Place phone camera to eye and bink your compliance

This should be in c/nottheonion.

Data scraping ratfucks.

Just when you think that site can't get any more enshittified