The Codex Astartes does not support these actions...

But I am looking forward to it.

@PugJesus Pretty sure that didn't end well for the ORIGINAL Votann. Aka #SQUATS. You may have heard of those guys.

Thanks for the context!

I must admit mine is pretty cheap... I'll look into it :)

There's a huge difference in quality. My 29,99 euro epilator was basically a pointless torture machine, my 60 euro Braun silk-epil 5 is soooo much better.

Of course it probably helps that most of my hair is pretty thin and fine.

I dunno like this hurt me and took many hair off but it never delivers and fully epilates :( wax is less painful, equally time intensive and works better imo

The flesh is weak.

This is SO much better than shaving, waxing or (gods forbid) epilating by hand.

For the guys here: that's an epilator, aka an epilady. It's like if your electric shaver didn't cut hairs off, but ripped them out. No, you can't use it on your face.

Proceeds to put the whole legion and their Primarch to their knees by his psychic power alone to show just how ordinary of a human he is.

In Warhammer 40k, the God-Emperor was originally not a God, just an Emperor. He, in fact, was anti-religion, and forbade worship of himself.

... this despite the fact that he was a superhumanly tall psychic super-genius who ruled basically all humans in the galaxy.

What is this referring to?

I read little lore bits here and there, heard from friends about various things on it. Never really got into it on my own.

2023 or so hits. I loved Baldur's gate 3, played Wasteland 3, needed more CRPG style games. Played 40k: Rogue Trader...and down the rabbit hole I went.

Space marine 2 beat, Boltgun started, rogue trader beat maybe 3 times, finished with most animations on Warhammer TV, read all the Eisenhorn/Ravenor novels, read the Bequin books out so far, pre-ordered Owlcat's Dark Heresy game.

I lucked out and I guess I just get to get into this right in the middle of a high point. There's SO. MUCH. CONTENT to consume.

I think Slaanesh did... It didn't really work.

SKULL THRONE!!

Has anyone asked Khorne if he needed a hug instead? Maybe that's why he's so angry.

what is "it" doing with so many skulls...

The War God has entered the chat...

Khorne: BLOOD AND SKULLS ITS VERY SIMPLE

Blood gods only want one thing... And its BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

Well i guess that's two things...

Yet we keep giving money to the money gods.

Blood capitalism

@PugJesus Croissants for the blood god's breakfast!(Canonically, Nurgle's worshippers are deeply fractured about how to worship it. So why shouldn't Khorne worshipper fractured too? 😉 )

I mean, I think Necrons have been in Sleep Mode(tm) for most of the universe's history.

Hang on...

Bridging the Warp and Reality is what gives the Chaos gods power to wage war on reality, right?

So if the Necrons had shared that ancient basement shit they would have prevented 99.9999999% of everything bad that ever happened and saved the universe?

I get that they're like the original evil warrior faction waging infinite war against the other original rulers of the universe, but damn. Not a single Necros ever considered sharing for even a moment?

How many years until a marvel / warhammer collab happens?