It's great if you own the company and don't want to deal with pesky questions and grievances. Fucking peasants pestering you endlessly. So tedious. So much easier and cost effective to throw up a bot. Bonus points if you can capture and monopolize an entire industry so the people peasants are left choiceless and dependant.

50% of the time, it works all the time.

One Michael Phelps please, extra bonged up

Chat bots are just terrible.

You could still eat there, it would just be ill advised to do so.

What I'm allergic to everything Rax serves.

Hi, is this store still available?

Pizza Hut once sued Papa John's for their slogan "Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa John's" as libelous. That they were asserting without evidence that Pizza Hut's ingredients were inferior.

Papa John's rebuttal was that as an advertising slogan, it was boastful and not factual in nature. That through their research, they only found one advertising slogan that was entirely fact-based, and that was Sony's slogan 'It's a Sony."

I know of at least one more, midwest fast food chain Rax had a slogan "You can eat here." which seems rather verifiable.

you laugh, but it is a valid concern, one which has plagued me more often then not

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tautology_(logic)

This reminds me of a sign I saw a long time ago in Singapore on a seafood restaurant: If it swims, we have it.

Chat bots are a terrible interface for this shit in my opinion.

The principle issue is that all these companies want to dump you into the LLM but they can't trust the LLM so it effectively has no power to do useful things.

Like when you're calling a company and they tell you 'did you know you could do all this stuff on our website instead of calling...' when I would not be calling if I could do it on the site...

Las Vegas mentioned

Reminds me of a conversation with my companies ai HR chat bot they force you to engage with, was recently trying to figure out a discrepancy between their vacation & parental leave policy and kept getting something similar to:

"If you cant take the time per the vacation policy, then you cant take the time" "OK but that's what im asking about, HRs interpretation of the vacation policy and how it works with the parental leave policy" "If you can take the time per the parental leave policy, then you can take the time" Back and forth 4 times over.. FFS

The one and only -- the advertisement that doesn't blatantly lie!

This feels like something u/pmjv would draw

I wonder if they used a postholer to post that post.

"Lit Vision"

No. They absolutely knew what they were doing with that logo. Well, that or they underpaid the artist who clearly got the last laugh.

Everything is a porn channel if you're depraved enough.

A porn channel? Gross! Where is it so I can avoid it. Like specifically where is it.

HTTP 404

Name of the advertisement / billboard company.

I'm afraid it's actually a freakish surgical procedure...

Ngl, I thought it said "lit vision" so it checks out