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  • BootTooBig

    boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
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    "Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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    comment on Roses are red, I'm easily amazed in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

    Raised it. Mutilated it. Floated down the river in its carcass. More of basket from a bastard scenario.

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  • comment on Roses are red, I'm easily amazed in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

    Roses are red,

    I'm easily amazed,

    Without a rudder,

    He'll be lost at sea for days.

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  • comment on Roses are red, I'm easily amazed in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

    England really is the true Hobbitton

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  • comment on Roses are red, I'm easily amazed in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

    A !Dullsters@dullsters.net has escaped containment.

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  • comment on Roses are red, it's hot as hell... in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 year ago

    Mitochondrial-challenged fascists will do life in a cell.

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  • comment on Roses are red, it's hot as hell... in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

    Roses are cool

    but sources do tell

    Mitochondria is plural

    for the powerhouse of the cell

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  • comment on Roses are red, it's hot as hell... in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] molten@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

    That squiggly has a tasty looking shell.

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  • comment on Roses are red, it's hot as hell... in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone -3 points 1 year ago

    I want to some some cock, fuckin’ Hell!

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  • comment on Roses are red, it's hot as hell... in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

    Frightochondria is the haunted house of the cell?

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  • comment on Roses are red, it's hot as hell... in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    mitochondria's an organelle

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  • comment on Roses are red, it's hot as hell... in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell

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  • comment on Ohhhhhhh... Who helps prevent airborne infectious disease? in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] gws@programming.dev [S] 2 points 1 year ago

    It's an observed fragment that rhymes with the completion of a well-known verse. They don't all have to be the same poem.

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  • comment on Ohhhhhhh... Who helps prevent airborne infectious disease? in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] dmention7@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

    Damn, called me out for being sarcastic AND posted some relevant content! Well played.

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  • comment on Ohhhhhhh... Who helps prevent airborne infectious disease? in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Done.

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  • comment on Ohhhhhhh... Who helps prevent airborne infectious disease? in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] dmention7@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Feel free to post your own boottoobig content if you don't like the random unrelated memes, sweaty! 👏👏

    /s because who knows...

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  • comment on Ohhhhhhh... Who helps prevent airborne infectious disease? in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

    It's adjacent I think.

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  • comment on Ohhhhhhh... Who helps prevent airborne infectious disease? in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    How is this a BootTooBig? Where's the "Roses are red..."

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  • comment on Roses are red, my dad was a mobster, he hated seafood-- in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago

    Why is that lobster unacceptable?

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  • comment on Roses are red, my dad was a mobster, he hated seafood-- in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago

    But, he is le tired...

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  • comment on Roses are red, my dad was a mobster, he hated seafood-- in c/boottoobig@sh.itjust.works
    [–] 200ok@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

    10/10 🤌

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