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He is trying his best, okay? πŸ₯Ί

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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

But, he is le tired...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    10/10 🀌

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  • Why is that lobster unacceptable?

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    [–] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This has killed the lobster.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Don't misgender her, okay?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Using the toddler ninja move of going limp

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Its dead. If it were still alive the tail and legs would be curling instead of being limp like that. Ideally you should cook lobster as fresh as possible (alive) because they only stay good for 6-12 hours tops after death.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Don't cook them alive bro. Just a cleaver through the head and a second later in boiling water. It makes no difference in taste/texture but is (possibly) more humane.

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    You can do this to disorientate the lobster. And even put it into a trance like state if you stroke its head while upside down...assuming its still alive

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I think it just wants a belly rub.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    That would be a good band name.

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  • Rock (Bottom) Lobster!

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