Ain't nobody eating a whole box of gold medal cookies by themselves Sunday night soaking in existential dread. Netflix making my man sell out.

calls chocolate chip the golden standard

references the Olympics

puts chocolate chip in silver position

Amateur mistake tbh, I don't buy it from such a consummate expert of consumption, someone paid him off. We know his real #1

milk...?

I believe strongly biscuits should only be dipped in coffee or black tea. All other dunking is wrong

great for coffee dunking but as I'm not a fan of spices with tea, not my choice for tea

(yes I hate chai)

agreed that too many things claiming to be pumpkin spice lack the pumpkin flavor

They had better contain pumpkin, and not just the spice. Otherwise, they'll probably be disappointing.

ABDF

Red velvet is probably the sweetest cookie there that I would care to eat. The rest feel overwhelmingly sugar loaded.

ASDF

You work for Big Cookie.

Which, btw, I had to get some and enjoy them because of this lol

If it was sea salt caramel chocolate chip, then A would be my number one choice.

Otherwise, from this list, it would probably be D, K, F, A. Though that list isn't solid or stable.

Always oatmeal raisin. A lot of the other options you present seem too sweet without introducing any more complex flavors or new textures.

I really thought Banofee Pie was a onion ring for a minute and I was like "Hell yeah, onion rings are my favorite cookie"

I'm a sucker for snickerdoodles so probably 4 churros

OMG,A?

Is this from bakdcookies.ca ? Most of those seem to be on that menu.

This sounds dangerous!

It is indeed a controversial meme

A C H K

Fluffernutter is peanut butter and "marshmallow fluff," basically spreadable marshmallow in a jar. Traditionally it is presented in sandwich form, not cookie.

A,F

Churro is basically the same flavor.

B,D,E,L