I figure the way we Americans use sugar in our processed foods, half the fat and sugar of a cookie will give you something akin to a saltine.

I just put half a scoop of hot cocoa in my coffee in the morning for the first week or two of January.

They're biscuits, Jim, but not as we know them.

These look delicious. I think the group is about the British type of biscuits, which are more like the American cookie.

If ony he could swallow them 😞

That explains it!

Tom Cardy, why am I anxious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYPbfLnwBU4

That's not enough cookies. That's why.

Fair enough IMO

So Cookie Monster is 100% gonna break into people's homes to steal the cookies.

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=fpas&q=viva+la+dirt+league+cookies&ia=videos&iax=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DTzoW_GO45vk

It’s Nice as in the city (pronounced like niece). They’re a little controversial as some people hate the coconut flavour, but I enjoy them!

Bourbons are extremely popular. Easily one of the most common biscuits in the UK! But if you’re expecting anything to do with the alcohol you’ll be disappointed - they’re chocolate flavour.

First they came for the browns, and I said nothing.
Then they came for the rounds, and I said nothing.
Then they came for me, and I said nothing,
for I was just grateful to not be left discarded in the box like those poor custard creams.

Thanks! Though "Nice" doesn't tell me anything. Curious about the Bourbon Cream.

This is the exact selection this community was made for! Bourbons first and Nice last obviously. Custard creams used to be a close second but I've gone off them a bit. Crunchy Oats are the most underrated.

My face when i get to the penultimate biscuit:

TBH, these all look awesome.

It’s a chocolate finger biscuit, yeah.

For context:

I want to try this (I've never had it).

I'm trying each one, but I'm trying the one that looks like a turd last. (I'm guessing it's a pretzel? Or a chocolate covered biscuit?)

Shortbread cookies would be my go-to as well. But I want to try all of these.

Fair criticism

It's worse than a jammie dodger, it's the knock off one you get in foxes biscuit boxes at Xmas. Jamie dodgers have pretty hearts

Those are not macaroons, they are macarons. Two different things and Cookie Monster should know better.

That Olympics one looks like a jammy dodger.

Nothing against Jammy Dodgers but I've never seen Cookie Monster eating them. Definitely some bribery and corruption going on here.

On the other hand... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich_cookie

Macaroons are not cookies, they’re a sandwich.