I'm definitely calling it a load bearing calander now. That's pretty good

This isn't even an age related thing. I just need to offload stuff because I have too many other things in mind.

My life is currently falling apart on an increasing pace because I failed to mark a thing in my calendra six months in advance so WORD

I like a warm pillow, but I want it cool when I put my head on it, and then have it warm up.

Biscuits and Gravy

And Iced Tea

Ok, who stole my notebook?

I think if I actually put it on my to-do list I wouldn't do it

Those nice chocolate shortbread ones!

You'll have butter and honey and like it, mister!

Maybe a little coleslaw and fried chicken on the side

As an American. I'd like some gravy too.

It?? It?? How dare you call our lord and saviour it haha

Cookie Monster say "it okay, all delicious"

Cookie Monster have cookie superpower...

gives cookie-hug

https://youtu.be/2M6QhZnQXo4

Yeah, sorry man. My bad. You're right - why am I trying to explain cookies and biscuits to the worlds #1 expert?

Shame on me. You have my apologies.

No cookiesplain cookie & biscuit to cookie monster!!!!

Dry and crumbly or moist & thick, cookie monster no care!

I'm actually pretty convinced by this impression.

Assuming you are the real cookie monster,

In English, "Cookie" is a smaller subsection of the category of "Biscuits".

In American, "cookie" is equivalent to the English word "Biscuit", like it's the entire category of everything slightly in that area of food.

Cookie monster eat cookie.. chocolate, raisin, even oatmeal. Nomnnomnnomnnomnnomn nomnnomn. Biscuit? Explain difference between English & American biscuit while cookie monster eat biscuit! Nomnnomnnomnnomnnomn! More cookie, please!!!!

fuck its donnerstaG

THANK GOD ITS NO LONGER MITTWOCH

Good question, but no.

A cookie is one of the types of biscuits.

Cookie monster, to my knowledge, normally ate cookies in the English sense, so the name still worked either side of "the pond".

wiki article - chocolate chip cookie

We probably just accepted that he occasionally ate other biscuits too - but also, we grew up with Standard Definition TV, so maybe there just weren't enough pixels to tell what he was eating.

We call it greedy bastard

Do you call it Biscuit Monster?

As long as the relationship is consensual, then that's.... that's fine

Looks like a scone

Tell your GF I said pspsps

Poor cat.