i think i might know the author and may have been there for the incident that precipitated this description: it was a potato the size of a watermelon

Lived in a townhouse once and this really old guy rented the adjacent home (ran as an airbnb) he absolutely obliterated our shared mailbox (1 post that split to 2 boxes) with his absolutely massive Lincoln.

Instead of calling anyone about it he attempted to repair it with a handful of loose screws he had in the trunk and a drill he also had for.some reason. When I checked the mail it immediately collapsed.

The airbnb owner did pay for the replacement, but that man had no buisness driving at all

NGL, I thought it was gonna go MUCH darker until the final two words 😁

Also related -- https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2024

She had a body that reached out and slapped my face like a five-pound ham-hock tossed from a speeding truck.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xg48cp

I caress you, like a curious wasp.
You embrace me, like a spiteful pheasant.
It's quite unpleasant.
Ow, my eye.
And then you shit on my head.

His kiss was slow, but firm and unyielding like an old man backing his Lincoln.

So I've been reading less wrong and there are some interesting topics, but yeah the cult weirdness is at the fuzzy edges, also it's straight up Berkley. So maybe that ptobiotic free range sex is just a sideshow of their location.

Methods of rationality again? We sure got the shorties future

Are they accepting applications?

Welp, any cult is a sex cult at some level, why should the AI doomers be any different.

True.

Untrue.

“There’s a dad-bod chance of that happening”

Right about now

Chances check it out now,

Right here!

Right now!

Right here!

Right now!

Right here!

Right now!

Right here!

Right now!

"The chances are in-shape and visit the gym at least 3 times a week"

Well since BMI is a horrible metric for anything it really doesn't matter.

Chances are Fatboy Slim

I like those thicc odds.

So the answer is "massively overweight"

Oh no problem, buff baddie that’s gonna work out.

"fat chance (of that happening)" is always sarcasm