Lived in a townhouse once and this really old guy rented the adjacent home (ran as an airbnb) he absolutely obliterated our shared mailbox (1 post that split to 2 boxes) with his absolutely massive Lincoln.

Instead of calling anyone about it he attempted to repair it with a handful of loose screws he had in the trunk and a drill he also had for.some reason. When I checked the mail it immediately collapsed.

The airbnb owner did pay for the replacement, but that man had no buisness driving at all

Also related -- https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2024

She had a body that reached out and slapped my face like a five-pound ham-hock tossed from a speeding truck.

NGL, I thought it was gonna go MUCH darker until the final two words 😁

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xg48cp

I caress you, like a curious wasp.
You embrace me, like a spiteful pheasant.
It's quite unpleasant.
Ow, my eye.
And then you shit on my head.