this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2026

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

Also related -- https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2024

She had a body that reached out and slapped my face like a five-pound ham-hock tossed from a speeding truck.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

i think i might know the author and may have been there for the incident that precipitated this description: it was a potato the size of a watermelon

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