Bing is better for porn anyways
Only when drunk
Bonus points if they are decorated with the 2000s fox cartoon "the pj's" so you could use your pj's pjs as pj's
She's not cremated but probably hasn't had any in so long there's probably ash and cobwebs in there
Wait... Just noticed your name is literally [deleted] that's just evil...
Ok... Appron and sneakers only making breakfast might be the most confusing outfit I've seen listed
In the words of Jimmy Carr... All you'd end up with is an ashy dick 😋
I said you were alone... And you shouldn't call your girlfriend that
You deleted your account within 15 minutes or sending this? Wearing socks is not that embarrassing...
Well they make shorts that vary from booty shorts to below the knee...
That's good, atleast some creativity. The guy I knew claimed he just grabbed pants and a shirt, didn't matter which, even when 1/2 asleep before morning coffee.