"I'm going to nominate my arms dealer for a Peace Prize" is an amazing idea. How can this ever go poorly?

Maybe your friend knew you made the mistake and was truly trying to congratulate you. A lot is lost in text, and it seems like you already had a chip on your shoulder from the reaction. Reach out to the person individually and have a talk, it might clear things up. I hope your day gets better.

Can it not just be for movies, but for food places as well?

Now you can have a cooking pot next to your cooking pot.

Keep that quiet. If people never realize the superior flavor and juiciness, we can keep them to ourselves.