My cat, who thinks it's food time now

You sweet summer child. The e is for erotic

"Claude make me a replacement for my Cisco router"

It's cuz doors are evil

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-walking-through-doorway-makes-you-forget/

Yep banana clones https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavendish_banana

128 GB RAM? In this economy ?

I think tank girl, and it will come down to clean water

That cover lives rent free in my head

Are you frightened of this thing you've become?

Man I came in thinking about applying for jobs, that would be devastating

Well that implies a lot!

Yeah that would have been a much better headline