They are rare but they do exist, eg: https://www.salecom.com/en/product/wpt.html Hope that gives you some idea of what they look like and what search terms to use

Should not be a difficult or expensive repair if you want to try it yourself, it's probably the pump that has given out. A new pump should be cad$50-$75 and probably an hour to replace

See if you have quick resume or a similar setting in the bios and turn it off. It keeps a bunch of things powered up in sleep mode. Helped me a lot in making sleep mode actually useful

Cujo. The premise is so real and absolutely terrifying. It was legit the only movie I had to pause and take a break before I could finish it.

What switches are those? The connections don't look like an MX

I had exactly the same issue! Ended up building a cheapino https://github.com/tompi/cheapino