🥳 Just released Test Monkey version 1.3.2• Failing todo tests are no longer reported as failures.(node:test doesn’t treat them as failures so neither do we.)Test Monkey is a node:test custom reporter that’s also a monkey. codeberg.org/small-web/test-mo#SmallTech #SmallWeb #TestMonkey #nodeJS #unitTesting #testing #JavaScript

🥳 Just released: Test Monkey¹ version 1.3.1• Coverage is now only shown when there are no test failuresFull change log: codeberg.org/small-web/test-mo¹ Test Monkey is a node:test custom reporter that’s also a monkey. codeberg.org/small-web/test-mo #TestMonkey #SmallWeb #SmallTech #code #web #dev #testing #coverage #NodeJS #nodeTest #JavaScript #JS

🥳 New release: Test Monkey version 1.2.0• 100% coverage? You get a trophy 🏆 (Instead of a useless table.) codeberg.org/small-web/test-moTest Monkey is a node:test custom reporter that’s also a monkey.npm install --save-dev @small-web/test-monkeyLearn more: codeberg.org/small-web/test-mo#TestMonkey #SmallWeb #SmallTech #nodeJS #JS #JavaScript #web #dev #unitTesting #testing

The ternary operator is all fun and games until you end up with a branch coverage drop without a line number for the culprit (because one of the branches is covered).#dev #programming #JavaScript #unitTesting #coverage #ternaryOperator #branchLogic

🥳 New release: Tap Monkey version 2.0I just released version 2 of Tap Monkey (a TAP formatter that’s also a monkey), reworked for node:test.(TAP is meant to be a standard and all but node:test and Tape spit out very different diagnostics, etc., so I thought it best to keep the Tape version at 1.x – it’s basically been done for years now anyway – and have a separate 2.x branch for modern node:test, which is clearly based on Tape and has huge advantages like concurrent tests – which just sped up my unit tests on Kitten by 8× after I refactored them so they could run concurrently.)codeberg.org/small-tech/tap-moEnjoy!🍌🐒#tapMonkey #SmallTech #TAP #testing #NodeJS #web #dev

Thanks to a work-in-progress Homebrew cask by Andi Péter (codeberg.org/GramEditor/gram/i), I was just able to quickly install and play with the new Gram code editor (codeberg.org/GramEditor/gram#g) – a fork of Zed with all the bullshit (AI, telemetry, etc.) removed that looks like it could be great editor to recommend both for people just learning to code (as I was, recently, to recommend for people learning Kitten¹) as well as seasoned programmers who don’t want to work in terminal.And, as a bonus, it actually has a Helix Editor mode so if that’s your daily driver (raises hand), you can just use it like Helix (i.e., Helix Editor in a graphical shell).If you want to try Andi’s build (only works on Mac at the moment and remember, you have to trust Andi):brew tap petrosz007/gram-tap codeberg.org/Petrosz007/homebrbrew install --cask gram¹ kitten.small-web.org#gram #editor #gramEditor #programming #coding #dev #zed #zedEditor #helix #helixEditor #brew #macOS #noAI #privacyRespecting #tool

“‘My friend, we are completely aligned on Syria. We can do great things in Iran. I don’t understand what you are doing in Greenland,’”– Macron to Trump in private message My friend, we should be fucking over Brown people together like we always do, I don’t understand why you are trying to fuck over white people.france24.com/en/trump-shares-m#colonialism #racism #france #EU #europe #USA #Trump #leopardsEatingFaces

RE: ec.social-network.europa.eu/@E💬Readers added context they thought people might want to know“Europe is hurtling toward digital vassalage. Under Ursula von der Leyen, the European Commission president, EU laws to tackle tech giants have been either not applied or delayed, for fear of offending Donald Trump. Now leaked documents reveal that the European Commission plans to gut a central part of Europe’s digital rulebook. This will hurt Europe’s innovators and hand the future of Europe’s tech sovereignty to US firms.”theguardian.com/commentisfree/#EU #privacy #GDPR #BigTech #hoHoHo

🥳 New Node Pebble release (version 5.3.0)Thanks to the lovely folks at Let’s Encrypt tagging a new release of Pebble last night¹ (version 2.9.0), there’s now a new version of Node Pebble that uses it :)codeberg.org/small-tech/node-pEnjoy! 💕¹ github.com/letsencrypt/pebble/#NodeJS #LetsEncrypt #testing #NodePebble #Pebble

Just updated Node Pebble to support latest release version of Let’s Encrypt’s Pebble testing server.codeberg.org/small-tech/node-pEnjoy!💕#LetsEncrypt #Pebble #testing #tls #ssl #security #NodeJS #JavaScript

“People want software that is fast, modern, but also honest about what it does.”blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/leNo, you muppet, people want tools that do what they need, not do crap they don’t want and be honest about it.If someone tells you they’re a gardener, they should tend your garden, not piss in your face while telling you “I’m pissing in your face. If you don’t want me to piss in your face, you can opt out. Tomorrow, I’ll come back and piss in your face again unless you opt out.” If that’s what they’re doing, they’re not a gardener, they’re someone who pisses in your face.#mozilla #firefox #AI #pissingInYourFace

Just heard from someone who works at Wowburger that the company takes any gratuity you leave on the payment machines.So, if this is true, it’s illegal in Ireland. Not to mention, a dick move regardless.Anyone in Ireland know the Wowburger folks and/or where I can lodge a complaint about this?#wowburger #ireland #tips #labourRights #law