Thank you! Josh fuckin rules

I can't remember who said it, but it's like he got in office and saw the "Get Shit Done" button an jus for the life of him couldn't understand why previous Mayors weren't usin it

I feel "guess it's free" is soooo overused, I feel like it grates on cashiers nerves, beyond a good groaner, so instead I say "aw crap, does this mean it's triple price?"

I hear tell they are looking to eas regulations in general

Ya think this be related to the rumor that rich people taste like wagu? Plenty of alcohol an massages make for great marbling

I think of the quote "to make an apple pie from scratch, fist you need to create the universe" a lot

Like all dog feces one may see on the side of the road, you're not missin anything by not lookin into him, not worth your time

Oh, trust me, I know. My mornin walk to work has plenty of stretches where I am in the middle of a, thankfully not too busy at the time, road, but still, faced with a 45 minute drive or a 55 minute walk on the road, imma inconvenience others and play on the fact that no one wants to hit the 6' guy in a kilt as much as I can. Far from perfect, and I have to keep me head on a swivel, but yeah

In the middle of the street? Sure. But best part of Lambofeeties is their ability to go places cars typically can't, like the sidewalk or the side of the road

I walk 3.3 miles to and from work, 3 days a week, takes less than an hour, even if I had a car I'd do that over a 45 minute drive, thas crazy business

If drifted away from my own point, while I was the one telling the story

Wait, so should one not been feeding dogs Tylenol this whole time, trying to make super dogs? Asking for a friend...