What about any of my stances is conservative? I am not a conservative. I have never voted Republican in my entire life. I am a staunch atheist.
I do not "bend" to these silly generalizations of political affiliation. I go where logic, reason, and facts dictate.
I've been called a "libtard" in conservative channels as well. I guess if I'm a libtard to the conservatives, and a "Nazi" to the leftists, I'm probably as close to the truth as you can get.