Get out

Since buying our air fryer, our oven has become storage space for frying pans. The clock is still useful though.

Under pressure - Queen

Never run when you can walk, never walk when you can stand, never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down. If you lie down, sleep.

I received a notification for downloading something I didn't download - I'm not even interested in it. Went to court, court said it was my IP and I had to pay. 1500€ for something I didn't download. In Germany you have to prove innocence, which is impossible if all you can say is "It wasn't me."

I think he means going back down, after the kids have had a look around.

So, not twins in the biological sense then? Is it not so that a fertilised egg must split and then two babies develop from that one egg for them to become twins? This is two separate eggs being fertilised from different men in a short time frame. All they have done is share the womb.

Not if you're storing the image in a wank-bank.

Wallet? What wallet?

They probably thought there was no point.

Sorry, it had to be done.

Please, no!

Like a fart in a trance.