Spell it out or STFU

Flip switch logic at its finest - if you're against us, you're automatically with THEM. No one ever considers that one can be against both.

You guys life in a tech dystopia with a utopian future sticker plastered in front.

Joke's on you - I can only use Premium.

Gas hasn't been $3 in decade/s......

Well, they were born e-waste, so yea. If the consumer is in middle of the lake of information, but refuses to drink anything but bottled corpo propaganda and dies from dehydration......

Or pay MORE to Steam to promote your upcoming game? Please.

Factorio is 100% off when you torrent it.

And literally all, say, MMOs come with their little custom updater/version check/file integrity things anyway, but they don't run in the background.

Say it with me now - P-A-T-C-H-E-S, like they do via launchers anyway.....

......yes there is - fucking socials. Make a cool trailer, that they do anyway, and use interns to spam it to gaming groups and just tag the hell out of it.