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[–] 31 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I like the fact that it comes with a side of cocaine.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    No a main course of cocaine is the best kind but a side of it will do as an appetizer.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    A real Monte Cristo is battered and deep fried.

    Fight me, and my crusted arteries.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago

    You need to cut the sandwich open, and show it from the side, to see all the inside goodness.

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