Not sure this is going to be allowed as contracts for usage on other networks don’t typically survive buyouts.

Fuck the bear thing, I just found out there’s no gum either!

Obligatory fuck Ronald Reagan.

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help.'"

Nice try couch fucker

Not sure how their contracts and allotments work with carriers, but some (t mobile) still show delivery as soon as late October. Yeah yeah yeah likely FOS.

"do unto others as you would have them do unto you"

Get ready for the endless impeachment interrogations orange bitch.

At this point anyone the orange fucktard hurts is likely a friend of the people.

Edit: JFC do I really need an /s?

Awesome if true. AI won’t solve COPD dipshits.

100% of reporters should ask “Did you find the Epstein files?” Over and over and over and over again

Since we got a fascist dictator as POTUS.

What do you expect in this Epstein economy?

Free market absolutists, amirite?

Wake me up when the American opinions actually translate into action.

Are they going to remove couch fucking as a disqualifier too??

So tired of winning.

What idiot would ever put a screen on the outer surface?!?!?

/s

TIL "carefully reviewing" = ignoring and reporting to ICE to harass said whistleblower.

Lol. The media in Russia says the same about the USA.

Just once I'd like to meet a MAGA with self awareness. Nobel Prize to anyone that can devise a way to give these idiots self awareness and a microgram of empathy.