Double catchy! Catchy rhythm/rhyme and catchy message.

“Some” is a vast understatement.

Decades? Isn’t that just a fancy word for years?

At least they get cheap groceries

To me “disappearing someone” sounds off compared to “making them disappear.”

I get that I’m no longer with the lingo, but “disappearing someone” sounds off. Same with “unaliving someone,” but I get trying to get around online filters. Is there something wrong with saying “kidnapped” or “abducted”?

"Under President Trump's leadership, we are working at turbo speed on cost-effective and innovative ways to deliver on the American people's mandate for mass deportations of criminal illegal aliens," Noem said in a statement to CBS News.

Don’t put this mess on us. It’s a MAGA thing.

I guess I can say what I want and not give a toot.

I heard they fired six missiles - the same amount the US used - intentionally. Targeted non-civilian locations. Weren’t complete dicks about it.

Thank you so much!

Take my routine morning shit. But instead of my phone I’m reading the label on the back of any bottle I can reach from the throne.

US attacks Iran
China condemns it
Iran threatens to close major oil route
US asks China to help prevent the closure

We Americans look like bigger assholes every fucking day.