One step closer to building the matrix!
How the hell do you manage to run into the only tree for 250 miles!!
Knock back
We all know the true Italian breakfast is espresso and a cigarette!
Breakfast pasta?
And this is why these have mesh over the mouth now!
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There was a tattoo parlor near my house that had a gumball machine with a bunch of stickers in it. Put a quarter in the machine and they would give you a discount on a tattoo with that design on it.
Unfortunately in my experience people like this would be more than willing to go kill others overseas.
I was on a jury for a civil case, a lawyer sued another lawyer trying to get a finders fee for a case he claimed he referred. The whole time the judge was annoyed they didn’t settle out of court and it was all over in about 2 days.