Nice meta-commentary on the comestible giraffe scandal.

I guess. I can actually feel a thought slipping though. Tip of the tongue meets Remembrall.

Lackprehension?

Is there a name for the sensation of currently forgetting something you just had in mind?

That'll do (pig), that'll do (for now)

Jul 23rd there was a viral video of people shoplifting an NYC bakery. I guess Walmart's policing gets taken more seriously than that of the corner shop?

Wtf, is this about a DUI from April?

I'm not getting either. 500kg is powerlifter territory, nobody else can lift it.

Are we implicitly using their units? Metric factors of pi would be quite surprising.

That's originally about Klingon gods as I'm sure most of you already know.

Is the hats thing diminutive? I don't want to continue accidentally insulting people if so.