[–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the g00se with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: “The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink”.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Every hero has a journey.

    Yours has just begun.

    I warn you, this is not the easy path.

    But I urge you to heed the call.

    For though there will be trials and tribulations,

    soon, my friend, you will own new socks.

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